I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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