Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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