yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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