Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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