if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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