UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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