you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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