dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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