i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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