I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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