So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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