? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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