FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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