She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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