his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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