Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
do herpes really smell.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
