She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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