Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I deserve this hangover.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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