3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
