So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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