fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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