This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
