he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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