i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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