:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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