im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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