what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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