Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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