eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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