I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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