Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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