i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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