Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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