you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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