On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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