Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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