she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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