I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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