You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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