there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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