If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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