I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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