do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
You ruined the universe
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
