I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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