oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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