everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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