I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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