that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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