Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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