It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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