He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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