yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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