Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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