i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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