I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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