Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize