What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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